A NOTE ABOUT SIZES, STYLES & DESIGNS   

SIZES: For all T-shirts, sizes run a little small as they get larger. Consider ordering one size larger than you would normally wear. For example, order an Extra Large if you normally wear a Large.

DESIGNS: The designs are printed 10" x 10" (ten inches by ten inches square) in full color on high-quality shirts. The design area of the T-shirt may seem a little stiff when you receive it, but it will soften up after the first washing. For all other items, the designs are printed in relation to the item's size.

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BONNIE RECOMMENDS: "I especially like the tote bags. They're sturdy canvas, wide and deep, big enough to hold notebooks, gym clothes and all the other stuff I'm always carting around."

THIS DESIGN-ANNE FRANK QUOTESCLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY

ANNE FRANK QUOTES(FRONT) One of the world's greatest books, The Diary of Anne Frank, was produced by a little girl who wondered if she really had any talent. Wear this image to remind yourself that every writer has their dreams...and their doubts.

The quote from The Diary Of Anne Frank reads "I know that I can write. a couple of my stories are good. My descriptions of the "Secret Annex" are humorous. There's a lot in my diary that speaks, but--whether I have real talent remains to be seen."

ANNE FRANK QUOTES (BACK)  On the back, a colorized photo of Anne Frank with this stirring quote from her diary: "Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!"

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THIS DESIGN-THE prEDITOR CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THIS DESIGN

prEDITOR (FRONT) At least 50 feet tall, armed with her blue pens and rejection letters,  our prowling prEDITOR easily overpowers the withering writers that cower before her!

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THIS DESIGN-WET YOUR PANTS CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THIS DESIGN

WET YOUR PANTS  (FRONT):  Our demurely-dressed writer stands before her writing table, quill pen in hand, and shows you the message she's just written on blue-lined notebook paper:  "Writing well is like wetting your pants in a black dress. It gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices." 

WET YOUR PANTS  (BACK):  On the back side, she asks, coyly "Guess what I just did?"  We're guessing she just wrote something. Your guess is up to you!  (Back design not available on some items, like pillows, value Tee shirt, spaghetti strap Tee shirt.)

WET YOUR PANTS  is available on tote bags, pillows, journals, wall switch plates, T-shirts and other garments. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL SELECTION OF GEAR AVAILABLE WITH THIS DESIGN.

THIS DESIGN-TURRIFIC TALES CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THIS DESIGN

Our faux 30's era action comic is "Ted Turrific-- Turrific Tales of a Freelance Writer." In this issue, Ted Turrific groans "Writers don't get no respect!" as he's booted from the offices of Publisher's Clearinghouse. An impatient manager yells "For the last time, we're not publishers. We're Publisher's Clearinghouse, you IDIOT!"

The back design shows the full cover, front and back, of Turrific Tales, although now it's been marked up with doodles, phone numbers and dates. Seems freelance writer's comics don't get no respect either!

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THIS DESIGN-WRITERS AREN'T PEOPLE CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

This cheerful little writer tell the world what you and I already know--writers aren't exactly people. They're a whole lot of people trying to pass for one person!

On the back, a colorful cutout of our pretty little writer putting out page after page of perfectly pleasant prose.

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THIS DESIGN-TRIBUTE TO HUNTER CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

TRIBUTE TO HUNTER: The great Gonzo Journalist may be gone, but he'll never be forgotten. His spirit lives on in his works and in this tribute T-shirt. On the front, a messy black frame and blood spatters surround this phrase: In the words of the great Gonzo Journalist, "I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor so writing is the only recourse left for me."

On the back, a small stenciled "writer" label is crossed out, and "gonzo" messily scribbled in.

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THIS DESIGN-AGATHA SAID CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

AGATHA SAID (FRONT) Agatha Christie, one of the world's greatest mystery writers, said she got her best ideas while washing the dishes.. Our would-be writer has been giving it her all, but it appears all she's come up with is a way to mystify us with her fashion choices!

On the back, a pen and notebook will always be ready for you to write down any ideas YOU get while washing dishes!

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THIS DESIGN-1938 YEARBOOK  CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

1938YEARBOOK  (FRONT) It's 1938 and the Writer's Yearbook is hot of the presses. Just looking through the listings has this writer's imagination so filled with ideas he's nearly swooning over his typewriter!

1938 YEARBOOK  (BACK VIEW) shows the cover of the 1938 Writer's Yearbook laid over add for portable typewriters for the on-the-go working writer. We've even put in a fountain pen so you can fill out the coupon to learn more about the latest technology in the writer's world!

1938 YEARBOOK  is available in T-shirts and other garments as well as a writer's journal, mugs, coasters, barbecue apron and even a teddy bear. CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL AVAILABLE GEAR

THIS DESIGN--HOMEWORK        CLICK TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

 HOMEWORK (FRONT) This classy, sassy lady admits to all the world what you and I already know: the best thing about being a writer is that we can work at home in our underwear. 

HOMEWORK (BACK VIEW) On the back side is a look at our author's bulletin board with her notes reminding her to buy more underwear, write the Great American Novel, and pick up cheesecake for dessert. (Cheesecake- get it? I knew you would!)

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THIS DESIGN--THE REJECTION SLIP   CLICK TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

REJECTION SLIP (FRONT) It was never actually a 50's era horror flick, but it SHOULD have been! Writers freeze in fear of the dreaded REJECTION SLIP! (cue spooky organ music.) Bottom movie credits read "Talentless writers tortured by a postman playing on their darkest fears. " The faux movie stars Ima Hack, Noah Riginality, Penny Aword and  introducing Torn Envelope as "The Mailman."

REJECTION SLIP (BACK)  A newspaper ad for the Mid-American Theatre claims "It came in a plain white envelope...It left them in stark white terror!"  and  "WARNING: Due to the graphic nature of this film, no writers will be admitting during the SHOCKING last 30 minutes" We've included two tickets good for balcony seating. Sorry, you have to supply your own popcorn. ( Spaghetti strap or Value T have front image only.)

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THIS DESIGN--OPEN A VEIN    CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

We cannot indisputably attribute this quote to any one author, but it seems likely to have come from composer, lyricist and accomplished pianist Walter Smith who was born in 1885 and died in 1968. He wrote and copyrighted well over 200 songs. His career was at its peak in the late 1910's and 1920's but when the depression hit, the good times were over. Smith remained prolific writer, and though never impoverished, struggled financially for the rest of his life.

OPEN A VEIN (FRONT) Writing can be so bloody painful! As Walter Smith put it, "There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open up a vein." His letter, complete with bloody thumbprint, sits above a magnificent antique typewriter dripping blood.

OPEN A VEIN (BACK) On the back, an antique pack of Gillette razor blades.

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THIS DESIGN--WRESTLING ALLIGATORS      CLICK TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

WRESTLING ALLIGATORS (FRONT) Bonnie Boots says "This design is my personal favorite. The picture comes  from my collection of old Florida postcards--an actual photo from the 1940's or 50's of a pretty gal confidently riding a big ol' gator!  Here in Florida, where I live, gator wrestling is not only a tourist attraction, it's also a kayaking hazard! "

WRESTLING ALLIGATORS (BACK) On the back, those aren't crocodile tears our little gator is shedding as he bites a pencil in half!

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The quote used here, "Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators. " is attributed to Olin Miller. Despite his being one of the most-quoted writers on the internet, I have found no information about Olin Miller other than the possible life dates of 1918-2002.

THIS DESIGN-PAID PERHAPS    CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

PAID PERHAPS: (FRONT) Beloved American humorist Robert Benchley was born in 1889 and died in 1945. His  thoughtful and sophisticated humor made him one of the most popular writers and entertainers of his time, yet his observation shows us that even he struggled with the financial downside of freelancing.

PAID PERHAPS (BACK) shows an image of a single penny surrounded by the motto "Freelance writers get a penny for their thoughts."

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THIS DESIGN--WRITE MIND WOMAN    CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY THE DESIGN

WRITE MIND WOMAN (FRONT): If you're the type of woman that's happiest keeping company with the characters in her head, then this is the T-shirt for you. A real photo of a lovely Victorian lass showing off her oh-so-modern typewriter under the message "No woman in her Write Mind needs a man." An antique post card shows a woman remembering an old beau, with the message "In memory, dear" as bees and butterflies buzz around.

WRITE MIND WOMAN (BACK) 

On the back side of this double-sided design, bees buzz around a note card reading "I'll call you when I change my mind!" NOTE: Some garment styles, like the Value T and the spaghetti strap T, do not allow for a backside design.

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THIS DESIGN--THE ITCH OF LITERATURE      CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY

THE ITCH OF LITERATURE: Samuel Lover(1797-1868), Irish novelist, artist, songwriter and musician, was born in Dublin. Lover began life as an artist and his work was exhibited at the Royal Academy. He attracted attention as an author with the publication of his work,  Legends and Stories of Ireland. Thereafter, he continued to write about the life, lore and legends of Ireland. His full quote, shortened on our design, is "When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen. But if you have not a pen, I suppose you must scratch any way you can."

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THIS DESIGN-TO BE A WRITER    CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY

TO BE A WRITER is attributed to John Hersey, 1914-1993, one of America's most respected modern writers. He authored 25 books, including A Bell for Adano, Hiroshima, and The Wall, and was frequently published in the New Yorker and other magazines. Hersey was a winner of the Pulitzer Prize and set the standard for voicing moral concern in modern American literature. His quote speaks to the reality of what it takes to produce fine writing.

TO BE A WRITER  is plain on the back. It's available on T-shirts and other garments. CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL AVAILABLE GEAR

THIS DESIGN--THE URGE TO EDIT    CLICK HERE TO MAGNIFY

URGE TO EDIT (FRONT) It's difficult to attribute this quote to any one of the several writers bearing the name Arthur Evans, but anyone that's ever been published, taken a writing class or participated in a writing group can attest to the truth of his observation. We just couldn't help editing it a tiny bit!

URGE TO EDIT (BACK) Simple instructions we hope you will follow to a T! "Always wear WRITE SIDE OUT"  (Front image only, no back design on spaghetti strap T or Value T)

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